Performative Male Tote Bag

Description:

For carrying all the essentials: a unread book about feminism, wired headphones, a film camera, locally sourced produce, and oat milk for lattes you’ll somehow mention within five minutes of meeting someone.

Made from 100% cotton and specifically engineered to communicate that you’re sensitive, emotionally available, and definitely read the book.

Large enough for groceries. Unfortunately, not large enough for the male ego.

Details:
• 100% cotton
• Reinforced handles
• 10L capacity
• Fits feminist literature, farmers market produce & carefully curated personality traits